When they finally decide to do so and after Hiroto got back from his workplace, they take a drink of some plum wine, and take it to the bedroom. Sneeze Bag (aka 15 Minutes of Shame), 830. Nite Capped (aka Gunfire from the Sky), 173. Sex Is Evil: See "Death by Sex". Watch exclusive videos, interviews and the best video clips from 1000 Ways to Die at TVGuide.com. Dead and Deader. Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead, Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up), Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death, Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death. A nature-loving hippie on her way to a hemp convention accidentally runs over a raccoon. A man is split in … Phlegm Phatale (aka Neti Say Goodbye), 678. Fiddle Licked (aka A Violin of Violence), 892. DWI: Dying While Intoxicated (aka Mow-ing Violation), 634. Mercury in Uranus (aka Thermometers of Terror), 612. One guy got mad and punched the tv, the same time their bird escaes from its cage and bites the cord, Electricuting him. Refusing to use her hands to break her fall, she slams her head against a wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her. "Because, every day we live...", 14. Raider of the Lost Narc (aka Achin' Ambulance), 274. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his, A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a, A man with serious anger issues is fired from his job in a metal workshop. The pilot episodes were directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. Teller She's Dead (aka Violent Alarm), 656. A Turn for the Purse (aka Invasion of the Purse Snatcher), 302. A survivalist armed with a shotgun, a chain and meat hook is shown dying in three scenarios (the last of which actually happened to him): 1) Electrocuted after throwing his meat hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV, 2) Hanged on a tree branch after using his meat hook and chain to string up an elk carcass, and 3) Tripping in a ditch and performing an accidental tracheotomy after swallowing his own meat hook. He calls a friend and asks him to give him liposuction by using a shop-vac. Death Gets Busy. People have been dying in strange ways forever. Watch full episodes of 1000 Ways to Die and get the latest breaking news, exclusive videos and pictures, episode recaps and much more at TVGuide.com Dead Light Green Light 8. A few months later the viking king catches his brother with the vikings wife. Hard Lives, Easy Deaths. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. 1. A page for describing Funny: 1000 Ways to Die. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze, he, A young, shy Japanese couple that had been married for 7 years were too repressed to even, A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows, A pair of high-school boys film themselves shooting people with a, In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing, A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his, Two Japanese men accidentally bump heads while bowing to each other, rupturing a previously unknown, To prepare for a fraternity farting contest, a college student hires a flatulence trainer known for his unconventional methods. Add 1000 Ways to Die to your Watchlist to find out when it's coming back. In the man's drug-addled rush, he accidentally dips the gum in red phosphorus instead. Falling off the Empire State Building and landing on your balls. Steward-Death (aka Unfriendly Skies), 744. Episode: 3, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2 A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the... Gratefully Dead. Floods – but not the water kind. Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't), 63. White Wetting (aka Flay-Ote), 247. While chained to the tree, a, A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. The second episode mimics the first, except that the first and second stories are so long on their own that they go straight to commercial after their related trivia. Bird Brained (aka One Flew Over the Bachelorette), 389. TK Uh-O (aka Bantamweight Boxed-Out), 129. Onesie & Donesie (aka In Fail Mercial), 398. Handi-Crapped (aka Hanicappable Surfin'), 213. You can also watch 1000 Ways to Die on demand atAmazon, Vudu, Microsoft Movies & TV, Google Play, iTunes online. Gorgeous Gorge (aka Too Much Junk Food), 894. Slippery When Dead (aka Sleeper-y Hold), 246 (Repeat). Pop Goes The Cholo (aka Sin-Tu bated), 913. Jelly Belly-ed (aka Swallow Wallows), 393. He wants to join a group of two other bad guys. A male nurse seduces elderly women in order to steal her money. Vat's All Folks (aka Graveyard Shift), 616. An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to exercise and can't afford to pay for a liposuction. 04. Ass-Hoppered (aka Bake Out), 219. When the real-life story ends, the credits roll in red and yellow comic font on black/white-flecked background. That's A Morte! Up until the end of season one, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews of those involved in the situations. Sitting drunk and half-naked in the stands, he begins to develop hypothermia; however, no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak, quickly freezing to death. 'Dis Still Killed 'Em (aka Full Proof), 453. One bolt of lightning struck her in the heart and out through her left leg, shocking her, and she died instantly. Unforced Errors. At the end of the week, the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event, but as the pledge master continues to harass them, one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her. ReTired (aka Old Man ReTired), 412 (Repeat). Bowled Over (aka Exploding Bowling Ball), 360. The Chokes On You (aka Harmoni-Can't), 323. The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. The cart rolls down a hill, crushing both of them. Little Chop Of Horrors (aka Chop Shop of Horrors), 318. Dead Necked 6. Deep Sleep (Walk) (aka Grim Sleeper), 396. Dia De Los Morons (aka Night of the Living Deadbeat), 322. At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted. Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood (aka Parking Fighters), 296. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted. (right), WARNING: 16. Down With The Clown (aka Insane Clown Posse), 265. He is then sentenced to die by blood eagle. by Jack Moore. Her Own Damn Fault!!! A portion of these deaths hav… Death of Sum Young Guy (aka All He Could Eat), 171. Ignoring his tour guide's warnings, he lies down for a nap, and wakes up to find, A group of people are bored, until their friend shows up with some, A nature enthusiast chains himself to a tree to prevent it from being cut down. Visit the "1000 Ways to Die" website at www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die. I agree, Celestius. Episode: 6, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2 Original Airing: Jan … During his high, he feels like his, A closet cat-hater, who is also allergic to cats, begrudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat. Template:White. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the man takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool, not noticing a nail from a, Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best. Gone Green (aka Pretty Poison Dress), 613. Despite the list having 1000 ways to die, there's actually 497 deaths (several repeated) listed out of 1000. Caulk Blocked (aka Ass Full Of Caulk), 888. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest), 1000. Deadliest Catch (aka Electrocuted Fisherman), 284 (Repeat). Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 … Shop 'Till You Drown (aka Drown And Out), 644. Moving Violation (aka The Long Haul), 306. Lady & The Trampled (aka Lady 'n' The Trampled), 121. https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/The_List?oldid=36930. Falling Down on the Job (aka Destruction Worker), 65. Cock-A-Doodle-Die (aka Razored Rooster), 618. "The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..." The fifth story follows suit, but instead goes directly to commercial after the trivia bit. Dog Dead Afternoon (aka Three Dog Night), 177. Mary-nated (aka The Mary Mallon Story), 151. Odds Are You're Dead (aka Morning Shift), 599. Crack Piped (aka Tube Much Pressure), 159. Buy Season 2 HD $30.99. Dead and Deader. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. Self-Referential Humor: "Die-Rect TV" features a couple watching 1000 Ways to Die. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The TV show 1000 Ways to Die aired on the cable channel Spike. ), 559. Critter In The S****er (aka Ferret In The Hole), 818. Dead Mime ☺ (aka Never Mime About it), 212. Distraught, she tries to perform CPR on the animal and, while looking up to inhale, gets decapitated by the bumper of a passing truck whose driver did not see her in the middle of the road. 8 February 2009 8 Feb 2009. The blood then attracts piranhas which eventually eat him to death. A football fanatic paints himself in his team's colors (blue and white) and goes to a game in freezing weather. The rug he is standing on slides, causing him to lose his balance, hit his head, and land face down in the cat's water bowl. A strict, sadistic pledge master (and military brat) at a sorority bullies her pledges during frosh week. Corset Killed Him (aka Of Corset Kills), 591. Originally aired Aug. 3, 2010. Scam Eye Am (Dead) (aka Killer Scam), 895. Episode Ep. North by Northwasted (aka North By Northwaste), 412. Dead Mime ☺ 3. Everything seen from 1000 Ways To Die? Paper Or Spastic (aka Green Grosser), 333. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This time, there is no holding back, as Hiroto and … "Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased." (Habeas Corpse) 2. The, An immigrant military-store owner who is facing, An underground group of Japanese-American men and women called the "Samurai Death Squad" try to modernize the art of, Two men smoke in their backyard. Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border (aka Fire Stuck), 105 (Repeat). Double-O-Severed (aka I Spy A Spy's Eye), 556. (aka Exploding Wang), 368. Though out of all … Dung For: An angry … A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working … Rhymes With "Rich" (aka Evil Exercise), 199. Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street), 819. You're So Vein (aka Lethal Injecti-cide), 283. The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars. A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. 1000 Ways To Die - Season 4 Episode 4 - A New App Called Death Less Is Mormon 15. A construction crew had been by earlier, and their tools were still lying around. Chairway to Heaven (aka Ouch Potato), 223. A disgruntled, "has-been" golf star and her husband get drunk and express their hatred for one another on a public golf course. Wrin-Killed (aka The Brave Old Granny), 239. Booty Trapped (aka Quaking Money Victimized), 336. That s the three men's organs, killing them. When the doctor uses a tool by her colon, she farts and it sends a fireball down his windpipe and completely fries his lungs. 8 February 2009 8 Feb 2009. They both open with the words of the disclaimer displayed in white font on black background, while the voice-over reads: The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book): The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. Death Over Easy. Tipping Point (aka Gratuity Violence), 297. The force of his chewing causes it to explode, blowing off his jawbone and making his brain bleed out on the table. List of association footballers who died while playing; List of causes of death by rate; List of cyclists with a cycling-related death; List of entertainers who died during a performance; List of inventors killed by their own inventions; List of last words; Heart Beat Down 10. Meat Your Maker (aka Hooked On A Feeling), 378. Trip to the Maul (aka Love Is Blind), 592. Lesboned (aka Lazy Laundromat), 412 (Repeat). The driver leans out the window to vomit due to, A woman is cooking for her boyfriend and asks him to smell some spices, not knowing that he has, An elderly man goes through his daily ritual of getting into his classic car and reminiscing about his life while in the driver's seat, but on this occasion, he passes away. His lungs are ripped out, causing the victim to suffocate. Em-Bear-Assed (aka Un-BEAR-ably Attack), 412 (Repeat). The Day The Magic Died (aka Death Spell), 345. He apparently has sex with the women. A man that hired two men to find gold at the Amazon River gets hot and decides to go for a swim. Frost-Dead (aka Frozen Attack), 294. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. Retrieved from " https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/The_List?oldid=36930 " 61 Furdered 1000 Ways to Die: Death Puts on a Dunce Cap … A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. Lost In Transfusion (aka Cold Blooded), 468. Meanwhile, a, A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide. Funny Boned (aka Good to the Last Laugh), 305. #1: Ichi-boned: The story about Hiroshi and Sakura, the Twice Shy Japanese couple who died of a heart attack while having sex for the very first time after trying several times to consummate their marriage and failing. Another dumpster is emptied on top of him, and the load of trash is compacted. Lists of reality television series episodes, Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome, https://sillyguy.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_1000_Ways_to_Die_episodes?oldid=4924, A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand and dies from, A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. Velvet Dop… At the same time, a, A man who pleasures himself by shoving large items into his, A drunk weightlifter makes a bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound, A man who was traumatized by his uncle with a cow costume develops a, An unhappily married couple go for a walk near a, A musician who is about to be evicted evades his, A thief hides behind a "Virtual Golf" display in an, A jealous man tries to ruin a wedding by bribing the waiter to slip a. When he encounters a nurse, he points a gun at her and tells her to give him some drugs. Heart Beatdown (aka Shocking Behavior), 115. (aka Lust Poisoning), 452. Coming & Going (aka Good Vibrations), 444 (Repeat). More purchase Apocalypse Harley (aka Apocalypse Charlie), 449. Died Zilla (aka One Wedding and a Funeral), 513. 22 February 2009 22 Feb 2009. Buy Episode 1 HD $2.99. One man continually asks the other for, A former pilot and public nuisance flying an, A woman secretly dates another man to escape her verbally abusive boyfriend. A young Japanese couple named Hiroto and Sikura have been married for seven years and are very much in love with each other. The head chef of an illegal restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a, An abusive man who is trying to stop his wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane. 1. Being a Tear Jerker (and, according to the narrator, the least horrific and most awesome way to die), it's officially why it's listed as number one on the list. 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